Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 17:29:01 -0700
From: Original Attribution Unknown
Subject: Employee Eval


Acual Quotes From Employee Performance Evaluations

* "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
	started to dig."

* "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

* "I would not allow this employee to breed."

* "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in
	a trap."

* "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

* "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

* "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

* "He sets low personal standards and then consistently 
	fails to achieve them."

* "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

* "This employee should go far, and soon, I hope."

* "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

* "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

* "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

* "He's been working with glue too much."

* "He would argue with a signpost."

* "He has a knack of making strangers immediately."

* "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

* "He and the CEO have something in common. They've both gone as far as
	they can in this company."

* "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, 
	he's the other one."

* "When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."