Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2000 09:45:09 -0800
From: Original Attribution Unknown
Subject: Humor: Modern Latin

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."

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      "Domino vobiscum."
      (The pizza guy is here.)

      "Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."
      (Remove foil before microwaving.)

      "Motorolus interruptus."
      (Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)

      "Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."
      (That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.)

      "Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus."
      (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

      "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus rborata descendum
       pantorum."
      (A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants.)

      "E Pluribus Tupac."
      (Rap is everywhere.)

      "Veni, vidi, Pesci."
      (I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.)

      "Revelare Pecunia!"
      (Show Me The Money!)

      "Robotisticus Governantimus Inevitabilitus."
      (Al Gore is GOING to Be President.)

      "Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat."
      (Yeah, where *do* I want to go today??)

      "Sic semper tyrannusaurus."
      (Your dinosaur is ill.)

      "No Quid Pro Quo."
      (I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.)

      "Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
      (It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.)

      "Tempo fugit."
      (I drove my Ford off a bridge.)

      "Veni, vedi, vichy."
      (I came, I saw, I capitulated to the Germans.)

      "Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
      (I came; I saw; I stuck around.)

      "Et tu, pluribus unum?"
      (The government just stabbed me in the back!)

      "E pluribus septum."
      (Multiple nose piercings.)

      "Auda similarum ad seattles."
      (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)