CLUMPING ACTION

22:29

Oh that's delightful:

Things outside:
1. Hordes of people not giving a shit about each other
2. Dead Christmas trees
3. Peeing bums
4. The conspicuously hip
5. Conspicuous Hippies
6. The McDonalds Dreadnought
Things inside:
1. Toaster Pastries
2. Carpet w/ lint
3. A solid chocolate fish
4. That shiny blue gecko is looking at me
5. Coca-Cola
6. Junk Mail

Well, looks like most of the things outside the house are various flavors of unpleasant people, and most of the things INSIDE the house are food items with personality problems.

I have to go to work tomorrow. Oh shit, I forgot how to program.

(5 minutes later)
[andrew@ext lscan]$ gcc -o lscan lscan.c
[andrew@ext lscan]$ ./lscan
Last entry found at /home/andrew/public_html/log/199/1199.html

Eh, I guess not. I have to go to the dentist, too. Time to start on that battery of root canals I deserve. Mmm, mm! Nothing like spending money on a little hedonistic self-pampering.

My little brother gave me a "DigiMon" for christmas, sort of a Tamagochi II. I relate to Digimon. People watch him intently, as if he were some kind of fascinating display, but all he does is wobble back and forth on his tiny liquid crystal universe, executing his life cycle. Oh, that reminds me. He's probably dead in a gigantic mound of fecal matter. I would be a very bad parent.

Augh! All these people saying "see you next year!" as they leave work! I hate that! -- Steve, on that old joke

Wow, how did I ever wake up at 6:30? I'd better go to sleep RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

(damn. now I'm all riled and can't sleep)