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Tomorrow, 1:53 am
Tonight I went to see the "Super Sonic Soul Pimps" at the RCKCNDY, a Seattle all ages club. Why do I get to go out?
Because I finished my resume, of course. The club was pretty big, compared to every venue
in Hawaii. I was with Kris and Julie. We walked upstairs to watch the band from the balcony. The band which was playing when we walked in
was pretty good. I don't know who it was, but the lead was a girl in pigtails wearing grey camo pants (in Seattle? No way!) who could really sing.
"Hmm. Competition is stiff in this city." There weren't that many people in the place, though. It wasn't packed solid, like a typical Hawaii show.
Of course in Hawaii, if there was a show you HAD to go, because nothing else was going to happen for the next 3 months.
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Crowd Analysis: |
When the Soul Pimps were about to come on stage, I went downstairs to stand in front of the stage. Not RIGHT in front of the stage, though.
My vision isn't that bad, and my hearing is still decent. (And I like it that way.) Kris was standing to my left. To my right was a little Seattle
guy, maybe 15 or 16, who kept looking sideways at Kris. I think he thought Kris was a girl. On the other side of Kris
was the central area which would become the "mosh pit". That's where all the REALLY AGGRESSIVE, EXTREME people go to enjoy shows. In the instance of this show,
it was mostly this one lumpy (big muscles) guy wearing a black bandanna on his head, who was shoving all the 14 year old girls around. This demonstrated his considerable manliness.
The rest of the people ranged from the people who really get into the groove and start dancing to the people who just stand there and maybe nod.
I could have gone through the crowd and given them all ratings from 1 (head nodder) to 10 (spine injury in progress). Most of the people near me were
vigorous head nodders or mild butt-wobblers. The band themselves came out wearing surgical scrubs. They sang songs about things like parts of speech (Action Verb!) or
parts of your body ("We've got heads!") and other non-angstful things. The lyrical style is a little like They Might Be Giants, the musical style is a bit like Fishbone.
Afterwards, we went to Minnie's (local restaurant) and got the worst service ever. Note to self: don't go to Minnie's.
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Cokefest! |
The show had something to do with the "Hempfest". That would be the assembly of people in support of legalizing the growth of hemp.
Hemp, I guess, is the male marijuana plant, which you make into stuff instead of smoke. It is a great crop. Strong, grows fast, can be
processed into many useful things. It's illegal to grow for the same reason that many people wish to legalize it: you can smoke it and
get high. Rather, that's part of the reason it is illegal to grow. Back in the day when they were making the laws, cotton was a big crop,
and rich cotton people lobbied to make growing hemp illegal. So the hempfest guy is making these announcements and finishes up with something
about tyrannical government not allowing one of his terminally ill friends to use marijuana in a medicinal capacity. "Yeaahhh!" says the crowd.
He did NOT add anything like, "one of the reasons he must suffer is because of people like YOU folks who smoke it when you're not even sick."
I am all for legalization, and I don't smoke. It's just illogical for tobacco to be legal and marijuana not to be. Smoke, of course, annoys me.
Smoke in my eyes and nose is irritating. With the invention of the chimney, these problems were partially solved. The use of electricity or gas for
heat and light pretty much eliminated incidental smoke in human trafficked areas. Now, the only reasons I encounter smoke are A) I'm at a campground
and we've lit a fire for heat or light, or B) someone has set some rolled up leaves on fire to make smoke on purpose.
Perhaps one reason people smoke is for little passive-aggressive thrills as they irritate the people around them who DON'T like breathing smoke.
I guess an analogue would be for me to wear a little strobe light on my forehead because I enjoy the way the world looks in stop motion. It might annoy
those around me, but then I could tell them to sit somewhere where they can't see it. "I'm stressed out, ciggarettes/joints help me relax."
Well, slapping your stupid looking toupeé off would help me relax, too. *slap* A lot of the smokers I know are trying to quit. They say that it's a
terrible habit. Well, that's what you get for trying to look cool.
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