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WHAT I PRODUCE
In my line of work, I get asked to do a lot of things. Most of these things are computer-oriented. I program in C, Java, and TASM. I script in Perl, JavaScript, and sh. I also format things using HTML. More recently, I've been more active on the administrative side of things, bringing up a brand new web server in Hawaii, and moving a few hundred clients over. My recent projects:

• Hawaii Online Home page
  The graphics were drawn by the art department, the copy was written by a creative director. I keep the HTML in line and kick bug butt. Not a terribly fun project.
• FOAD Homepage
  I'd just like to say: I made this page out of a muttered sentance in about 5 minutes.
• SSA
  Apache web server comes with something called Accelerated Squid. Well, while setting it up, I mentioned that, and Chad kinda built on that. This is what happens when you name your caching server something like "squid".
• Satanic Sysadmins
  Well, I can't really say much about this one. Sometimes we make a few deals and we owe a couple of favors to some odd people.
• Spam
  Spam is the cute techfolken box in Hawaii. It was one of the first web servers I ever set up. As far as I know, it hasn't been shut down (or even rebooted) for 120 days. Spam is one stable mofo. Note: Spam died in May 1997 of a power supply attack. Uptime: ~150 days.